WARNING : VIRUS ALERT
If you receive any sort of "work" at all, whether via email,
internet or simply handed to you by a colleague.....
DO NOT OPEN IT, IT IS A DEADLY VIRUS !!!

This has been circulating around our building for months
and those who have been tempted to open it or even look
at it have found that their social life is deleted and their brain
ceases to function properly.

If you do encounter "work" via email, then to purge the virus,
send an email to your boss with the words
"I"ve had enough of your shit...I"m off down the pub".
The "work" should automatically be forgotten by your brain
and your career will now be successfully destroyed.

If you receive "work" in paper-document form, simply lift the
document and drag to your waste paper bin and deposit there.
Put on your hat and coat and skip to the nearest bar with two
friends and order three pints of beer.
After repeating this action 14 times, you will find that "work" will no
longer be of any relavance to you and that "Scooby Dooby Do"
was the greatest childrens cartoon ever.

Send this message to everyone in your mailbox.
If you do not have anyone in your mailbox, then I"m afraid the "work"
virus has corrupted your life.

Go out and get some friends !!!

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